Damn

IMF chief economist Olivier Blanchard: "We now expect the global economy to come to a virtual halt."

I have a suggestion. We shoot the world's top 100 richest people, on the grounds that no-one deserves that much wealth and the unwavering pursuit of its accumulation betrays a broken moral compass, and we use the money to fix this mess that they help create. Write to me care of this address and I'll send you the bullets.

At home, my advice is to not become unemployed any time soon. You love your job, yes you do.